i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
beyonce trolled the fuck outta y’all
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
Episode One: The Sass Begins
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
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